This one came to us from across the pond.
First off, go see a doctor about that problem as soon as possible.
I don’t want to know how it smells, taste or anything about it. Just put it directly in the trash. Just to be on the safe side I’m going to take a hard pass on all breads at the bake sale.
Maybe the folks in Europe use different baking materials and have different tastes, and thats fine with me. I’m going to trust that the good folks at the Wonder Bread factory aren’t scraping vaginas for yeast.