Sometimes Granny Just Deserves it

… but this isn’t it 

From the 4-letter leader in sjw/ sportball coverage

“Richie Incognito, whom the Oakland Raiders signed to a one-year deal on Tuesday, pleaded guilty in April to two misdemeanors after an incident involving his 90-year-old grandmother that took place in August in Peoria, Arizona.

According to court documents obtained by ESPN, Incognito agreed to plead guilty to charges of criminal damage and disorderly conduct — both Class 1 misdemeanors in Arizona — after he punched a fist-sized hole in a wall in the living room and ripped a security system’s control box off the wall during an argument with his grandmother at her house on Aug. 19, 2018.”

Its too bad because he looks and sounds like the 3rd bother of Chris Farley so excuse me if I expected him to be jolly and full of laughs  instead he’s a c-hair away from commiting 1st degree murder.  This real life Baby Huey should be more radioactive except the man he bullied might’ve has ideas of committing a school shooting so Richie came out looking like the least crazy of the two.

But to the story at hand how shitty of a grandson is this? Did she burn the cookies? Fail to cut the crusts of Richies PB&J before practice? Did she run out of mints from her purse? What kind of grandkid (man) gets so enraged by grandma that he needs to show her living room wall who is boss?

Bonus points for tearing out the Security System.  Ritchie definately is from the Aaron Hernandez school of evidence tampering

According to GM, Mike Mayock:

“He looks like he is five to 10 years younger than he really is. Wonderful shape. He still has his quickness, he still has his foot speed.”

Only this he left out was “fast hands”  (thank you, try the veal)